1. I’m a fool who thinks turned 4 today!

    I’m a fool who thinks turned 4 today!

  2. hortonfashion:

Chelsea, Photogenics LA

    hortonfashion:

    Chelsea, Photogenics LA

  3. ➞ No seas publicista – Tago Art work

    No seas publicista, no lo seas.

    No seas publicista porque eso ya no existe, se acabó. Se agotó.

    No seas publicista porque ya no tiene magia, ya no es divertido, ya no es publicidad, se parece pero no lo es, se esfumó. Caducó.

    No seas publicista porque vas a ver como pierdes el tiempo, vas a ver como se pierde tu talento, vas a perder la ilusión.

    No seas publicista porque esa industria ya no vive, ya no crea, ya no publicita, ya no.

    No seas publicista porque ya casi no quedan agencias de publicidad, ya casi no hay clientes, ya casi no hay publicidad.

    No seas publicista porque parece que el cupo está cerrado, el club cerrado, las sillas ocupadas.

    No seas publicista porque perderás la perspectiva de lo urgente, de lo importante, de lo básico, lo digno, lo humano.

    No seas publicista si no quieres ver pasar tu tiempo viviendo de una ilusión, de lo que no pudo ser, de lo que se quedó en un cajón.

    No seas publicista porque a la gente de verdad no le importa, porque no va a cambiar sus vidas, porque no te va a dejar vida.

    No lo seas, porque antes o después te darás cuenta que no era tan creativo, que no era tan fascinante, que no era tan importante, no era tan guay.

    No seas publicista porque casi no te pagarán por ello, no lo agradecerán, no lo recordarán.

    No seas publicista porque no comerás, no dormirás, no vivirás.

    No lo seas, porque se ha deformado, ha ido perdiendo por el camino, se ha estancado, se ha vaciado.

    No lo seas, porque parece que todo es hacer un chiste para algunos, para pocos, para poco.

    No seas publicisista, y si ya lo eres, deja de serlo.

    No seas publicista porque es una utopía, no harás publicidad.

    No seas publicista porque allí no hay nada, la luz no llega nunca, las paredes se angostan, el túnel es largo, es una trampa.

    No seas publicista porque serás un oficinista, desayunarás todos los días Tosta-Rica con Cola-Cao mientras te convences a ti mismo que no está tan mal, que con un poco de suerte una de tus 25 propuestas se presenta al cliente, tu Director Creativo se aprende tu nombre, desapareces de la próxima lista de recortes.

    No seas publicista porque te vamos a convencer de que no es un trabajo, que no hay horarios, que no hay reglas, que no hay convenios.

    No seas publicista, y si ya lo eres busca y rebusca dentro tuyo, encuentra algo de luz, aún hay ideas, hay ganas. Si ya lo eres: mírate, eres capaz de ilusionarte e ilusionar a los demás, dale forma, haz un plan, haz un experimento, haz algo. Si ya lo eres, cambia. Deja de pensar y empieza a hacer, deja de presentar y empieza a construir, prototipa, levanta, edifica. Crea, pero crea de verdad, crea para ti, crea lo tuyo, crea tu vida, crea tu futuro. Créate de una puta vez, demuéstrate que sabes crear, demuestra que eres creativo, demuestra que eres un buen Creativo, demuestra que eres el mejor.

    No seas publicista porque el guión lo escribirán otros, lo decidiran en otro lado, lo verás pasar.

    No seas publicista.

    Sé creativo.

  4. ➞ http://www.youtube.com/attribution_link?u=/watch?v=Pv-Do30-P8A&feature=share&a=QBMB5pJXuyeLOs0sTtec_A
  5. lickystickypickyshe:

Porn.
  6. m0mmyslittlemonster:

    bearsdale:

    i-am-i-am-i-am:

    I Miss You (Acoustic) - Blink-182

    My ears puked blood and overjoy the nanosecond it started.

    Well this is a bit perfect

    This is beyond beautiful. 

    (Source: the-blink182, via sweetheadlessbunny)

  7. iamasocial:

    sinmuscle:

    "while sitting on brighton beach (UK) back in 2005 with my new girlfriend, verity, i thought the view of our feet pointing out to sea would make a nice photo. ever since then we’ve continued to document our travels in this way, resulting in a collection of over 100 photos. in 2011 the series took a new twist with the arrival of a third set of feet – our daughter matilda. you can already see her little feet getting bigger and bigger." - text and photos by tom robinson

    photos: arbol de piedra, bolivia; nahuel huapi national park, argentina; machu pichu, peru; bâlea lake, romania; blue mountains, australia; ko pha-ngan, thailand; st. georges hospital, london; cabo de são vicente, portugal; voje valley, near stara fužina, slovenia; london, england

    this is so perfect. honestly. 

    Want this…

    (via holaquerido)

  8. freeindie:

It’s the end of September…
  9. (Source: germanvixen, via ambookilluh)

  10. Word! 

    Word! 

    (Source: insanitoria, via dirtydamsel)

  11. (Source: lyerith, via sudden-sonder)

  12. lukeyosoytumadre:

PLOP
  13. lickystickypickyshe:

Avocados are toxic to almost all animals (including cats and dogs). Humans are a rare exception. It is the only fruit to contain persin, a fatty acid, which, when eaten by animals causes vomiting, diarrhea, and other nasty symptoms. Consumption of large quantities can cause death within twelve hours.
Avocados are berries (fleshy fruits coming from a single ovary). Interestingly, this broad definition of a berry means that bananas, pumpkin, tomatoes, watermelon, and coffee are also berries (you can tell that to the next person who tries to argue that tomatoes are vegetables). Curiously this also excludes strawberries as berries.
Eighty percent of modern avocados originate from one “mother” tree which was patented by mailman Rudolph Hass from California in 1935. The tree survived until 2002 when it died of root rot. Unfortunately Hass only made $5,000 in his lifetime from his patent on the tree because his partner sold cultivars to anyone who wanted to buy them. Subsequently Hass spent the remainder of his life working for the California Mail Service.
Avocado also has an interesting characteristic: it is the only berry with no living animal large enough to spread it through consumption and release as dung. This has led scientists to believe that it co-evolved with prehistoric megafauna that were large enough to eat the fruit whole. The megafauna went extinct but the avocado remained as an unusual monument to an unknown dinosaur.

    lickystickypickyshe:

    Avocados are toxic to almost all animals (including cats and dogs). Humans are a rare exception. It is the only fruit to contain persin, a fatty acid, which, when eaten by animals causes vomiting, diarrhea, and other nasty symptoms. Consumption of large quantities can cause death within twelve hours.

    Avocados are berries (fleshy fruits coming from a single ovary). Interestingly, this broad definition of a berry means that bananas, pumpkin, tomatoes, watermelon, and coffee are also berries (you can tell that to the next person who tries to argue that tomatoes are vegetables). Curiously this also excludes strawberries as berries.

    Eighty percent of modern avocados originate from one “mother” tree which was patented by mailman Rudolph Hass from California in 1935. The tree survived until 2002 when it died of root rot. Unfortunately Hass only made $5,000 in his lifetime from his patent on the tree because his partner sold cultivars to anyone who wanted to buy them. Subsequently Hass spent the remainder of his life working for the California Mail Service.

    Avocado also has an interesting characteristic: it is the only berry with no living animal large enough to spread it through consumption and release as dung. This has led scientists to believe that it co-evolved with prehistoric megafauna that were large enough to eat the fruit whole. The megafauna went extinct but the avocado remained as an unusual monument to an unknown dinosaur.

  14. purrri:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

OH MY GOSH THIS IS AMAZING

    purrri:

    wake-up-kid:

    runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

    ahorsecalledhonour:

    fixthefisherking:

    banjaxed:

    nightlifemingus:

    nosdrinker:

    hypnotiqradiance:

    If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

    are you kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

    it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

    many were lost that day

    It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

    My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

    Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

    My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

    Ironically, it was a dark time.

    OH MY GOSH THIS IS AMAZING

    (Source: brennablueskies, via ambookilluh)

  15. @constanzah

    @constanzah

    (Source: a-sad-happiness, via virgensuicida)